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As we came back through the gates I was still pretty thrilled with the expedition. We had captured one of the titan shifters who had attacked us. I really was hoping to research him, in fact. I'll probably get back  to that... but not right now. As we rode into town someone told us that something happened to the base. Erwin caught speed, trying to get us back to check out our home. What would meet us was devastating for me. My lab... For the love of all... The entire wall had been knocked into my fucking lab. I didn't even put up my horse, for that matter I don't recall dismounting, but I was told that I actually wired to the building

Random OOC moments Heard from the other room in the house (Mind you these two are both 25+ "I can't just stick it inside a box, dragons have feelings..." "It's a stuffed animal for goodness sake." "But it's still a dragon, dragons deserve respect" "But it's not real..." "OH my god, that's terrible what if she heard you... YOU'RE SO MEAN!!! I'm sorry dragon, she didn't mean to be mean to you." "It's still a toy..." "So are the ones from toy story... and I swear that's what toys do, they have feelings... ESPECIALLY DRAGONS." "It's a TOY" "No you're a toy, it's a dragon and it deserves RESPECT!"\ Yeahh.. OOC  Zoe is OUT.

From the desk of the second in command of Team Hange... now apparently Hange's Attack Spiders (Don't ask... really... don't.) I forget now how long I've worked with our team leader. Hange is wild, crazy and downright infuriating. I remind myself all the time I should just quit. In fact, right now I'm sitting down at a local tavern trying to decide exactly what to do. My job is hell... the pay is shit. I'm charged with keeping track of the most brilliantly eccentric scientist that the world has ever seen. Who am I? Oh, I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Moblit Berner. I've been with the Scouting Legion for a good many years now. I was

Having gotten myself into a situation even I don't quite understand. The commander ordered a report on exactly what happened. Well I'll do my best. Yes it had to be over three thousand words. The intro doesn't count! Nor does a certain character's Romanian whatever she said... (Though she did finally translate it, the translation doesn't count either!) *********************** I, Hange Zoe was working in my laboratory on a set of potions that I had been studying. Both had come from a random vendor in the underworld. Before I hear how irresponsible these purchases were, they were incredibly cheap and in no way did I use military funding to get

Never give Hange Coffee. If you have never read it: please read Rules for Beverages with Hange Language warnings are constant in the SNK/AOT universe. This is not MINE! I asked my good friend ~krosethomas (https://www.deviantart.com/krosethomas) to write this up for me. Mari is owned by :iconmarixrush: Today is just another quiet day off. Most of the 104th are out shopping in the village. You hadn't really felt up to it, seeing as you weren't the most fond of people in general. In fact, you rather enjoyed the chance to sit and listen to a certain eccentric scientist rattle on about titans or whatever their latest research project was. Yes, that scientist is the rather renow

There is a story that necessitated this post. However this is how it is. Erwin has demanded that I post a set of rules he has laid out about consumption of certain beverages and the one Hange Zoe. These rules include but are not limited to: Rule 1:   Never let Hange drink coffee. (Really you don’t want to see it!)  (Decaf is acceptable, within moderation and only if without any other substance in it.) Rule 2:   Never let Hange drink whiskey. (Other beverages even wine is acceptable, however never let Hange get drunk.) Rule 3:  Never for any reason, even by accident violate both rules at the same time. Rule 4:  If any of the above ru

If you haven't read part one, please do so! Experiment 487 Part 1 I came back in to check on our dear lance corporal bringing him his evening meal. He didn’t sound too pleased, but reluctantly opened the door. I started to look down to see him when I realized he’s quite a bit taller than me now. Looking up at Levi was a strange new sensation. The first thing I noticed was how bird like his eyes were though, weren’t they silver/blue? Well now they are bright blue, and quite a bit larger… not really an expected result but that’s okay. His transformation seems to have halted otherwise but he does have a good many